Because coping mechanisms come in cotton now. This blunt design features bold text and a melting smiley face that really captures the mood. If you’ve ever chosen retail therapy over real therapy, this shirt gets you. No judgment here—just sarcasm.

• Straightforward design for emotionally complex people
• Ultra-comfortable with a side of existential dread
• Great for awkward family gatherings, grocery store anxiety, and Tuesdays
• May or may not replace your therapist (probably not)