Contact Us

Got a question? Concern? Existential crisis? We’re here for at least two out of three.

Use the form below to reach out, and we’ll get back to you faster than your last situationship ghosted you (which, admittedly, sets a low bar).

📮 Email Us

hello@deadinsidedepot.com
We try to respond within 1–2 business days, assuming we're not emotionally curled up under a desk.

📦 Order Issues?

If your order arrived damaged, incomplete, or somehow too emotionally real — let us know. We’ll fix it (the order, not your life).

🔕 Don't Call Us

We don’t offer phone support. It's not you. It's social anxiety.

Thanks for reaching out. Unless you're a spam bot — in which case, kindly go scream into the void.