About Dead Inside Depot
Welcome to Dead Inside Depot — your one-stop shop for sarcasm, scented candles, and other low-effort coping mechanisms.
We started this store with one shared goal: to turn burnout, emotional baggage, and the general “what even is happening” of modern life into something you can gift, light on fire (safely), or step on at your front door.
🖤 Our Mission
To make things that feel like a hug, scream like a meme, and cost less than a therapy session. Whether you're buying for yourself, your anxious bestie, or someone who desperately needs a passive-aggressive doormat, we’ve got you covered.
✨ What We Make
- Journals: For your spirals, secrets, and oversharing
- Scented Candles: Because your living room deserves to smell like burnout
- Doormats: Setting boundaries, one sarcastic welcome at a time
- Gifts: For the emotionally unavailable, the socially drained, and everyone in between
😐 We're Not Healers
We’re not licensed therapists. We’re just sad, creative people who turned our spirals into scented products. Our vibe: deadpan with a pulse.
📦 Small Batch, Big Feels
Most of our products are made-to-order or hand-designed in small batches. We partner with ethical suppliers whenever possible and we never send you junk that’s secretly wishing it was Etsy-core.
Thanks for supporting small business, big sarcasm, and the occasional breakdown. We’re glad you’re here. (Unless you’re here to talk to us before coffee. Please don’t.)