When you're dead inside and dodging invites, this shirt does the talking for you. Featuring a soft black tee and an eerie lineup of ghosties fading into the void (just like your will to attend group events), this design is perfect for introverts, avoiders, and emotionally unavailable spirits.

• 100% cotton — soft enough to haunt your couch in
• Fade-resistant print of quiet little screamers
• Unisex fit for all body types, corporeal or not
• Wear it year-round — ghosting isn’t just for Halloween