☕ Smells Like Burnout – Coffee Scented Candle

If your coping strategy involves caffeine and denial, congratulations — you're our target audience.

Smells Like Burnout is the candle equivalent of that third espresso shot you didn’t need but absolutely deserved. With the comforting aroma of overworked ambition and slightly burnt coffee, it’s perfect for lighting during your next emotional spiral or Zoom call with “that one coworker.”

🔥 Product Details:

• Scent: Coffee with subtle notes of existential dread
• Wax: Natural, hand-poured coconut soy wax
• Container: Tin-plated steel in your choice of silver, gold, or black
• Burn Time: ~40 hours of sweet-smelling avoidance
• Size:4oz or 8oz of coping fuel

💡 Recommended Use:

Light during burnout, breakdowns, or while pretending your inbox isn’t full of regret.

Brought to you by Dead Inside Depot — purveyors of sarcasm, scented comfort, and other coping mechanisms.