☕ Rock Creek Coffee Blend – Your New Daily Pick-Me-Up

Because caffeine is cheaper than therapy.

Rock Creek is a smooth, medium roast crafted to drag you gently back into consciousness each morning. This 12oz bag delivers a rich, balanced fusion of toffee, dark chocolate, and citrus — like a caramel hug from someone who won’t ask you how you’re doing emotionally.

👃 Tasting Notes:

• Sweet orange – for your fake morning optimism
• Chocolate – because life is hard
• Brown sugar – sweet enough to mask the stress

🌎 Origin:

Responsibly sourced from the lush, caffeinated heart of Central America.

🛠️ How to Brew (a Reason to Get Up):

Drip, pour-over, espresso, Moka Pot, cold brew — however you cope, this blend plays nice.

⚙️ Options:

• Whole Bean – For control freaks
• Ground – For functional zombies

Brought to you by Dead Inside Depot — fueling emotionally unstable mornings since... probably too early.