🚪 Please Don’t Make Me Socialize – Doormat

Nothing says “welcome” like a passive-aggressive boundary.

This charmingly cold-hearted doormat is perfect for introverts, antisocial extroverts, and anyone who just can't with people today (or ever). Whether it's friends, neighbors, or unexpected guests — this mat sets the tone before you even have to make eye contact.

🧼 Features:

• Size: Large enough to discourage interaction (custom print: 24"x36")
• Design: Bold black-on-brown, or grayscale for maximum print efficiency
• Material: Durable, coir-style sarcasm sponge (translation: it traps dirt *and* feelings)
• Message: Clear, direct, and a little bit dead inside

💡 Recommended Use:

Place outside your door to set expectations. Or inside, so only the emotionally trusted see it.

Brought to you by Dead Inside Depot — the emotionally unavailable gift shop you didn’t know you needed.